Stories and Poems by John

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Hello! I hope you enjoy the poems and stories here. Life is too short to be completely serious, so my writing tends towards the silly and hopefully amusing end of the creative spectrum. Be happy! John

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  • The Ghost of Fortune Street

    I am the ghost of Fortune Street Your local Primary My grave was in an open field Then they built a school on me For centuries I was content To glide behind the ploughs Or if I felt some devilment To agitate the cows It wasn’t much, I will admit To keep this spirit up…

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  • Lessonitis

    I’m angry with art and fed up of Spanish Frankly I wish that D.T would just vanish Computing is cringe and P.E makes me sick History and Geography get on my wick English is driving me slowly insane R.E is causing me physical pain I wish that mathematics could just disappear And P.S H.E makes…

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