I’m angry with art and fed up of Spanish

Frankly I wish that D.T would just vanish

Computing is cringe and P.E makes me sick

History and Geography get on my wick

English is driving me slowly insane

R.E is causing me physical pain

I wish that mathematics could just disappear

And P.S H.E makes me shiver in fear

Music is maddening, science is worse

There isn’t a subject I don’t want to curse

But still they keep sending me back to the school

A treatment I think is exceptionally cruel

My mood is sinking ever deeper

Why did I choose to be a teacher?