Lessonitis
I’m angry with art and fed up of Spanish
Frankly I wish that D.T would just vanish
Computing is cringe and P.E makes me sick
History and Geography get on my wick …
The Ghost of Fortune Street
I am the ghost of Fortune Street
Your local Primary
My grave was in an open field
Then they built a school on me …
Poem for my Enemy
May your teddy bear’s eyes be chewed off by the cat
and sicked-up in your dinner unnoticed
May your brother draw pictures inside all your books
and your parents just yawn when you protest …
When Daddy used the SatNav
With respect and apologies to the late Alfred Noyes, author of ‘Daddy Fell Into the Pond’.
“There must be a shortcut,” said Daddy one day
“Let’s see if this app can suggest a new way.”
So he tapped the screen of its glowing display
When Daddy used the SatNav
Cattitude
My cat just sits around all day,
She doesn’t even want to play.
And when we offer gentle kisses,
She backs away and loudly hisses….
Scaredy Cat
I’m scared of men that have big beards
The bushy ones the most
And shiver at the thought they might
Be hiding bits of toast…