Did you just steal a sweet from me?

I thought I had one more

I bet you pinched a strawberry one

When I went to answer the door

You did it again, I know you did

Just then, when I looked away

There’s one less sweet and I’m sure it was you

I don’t care what you say.

I’m telling mum, she’ll sort you out

Did you think it wouldn’t be missed?

You’ve taken another! I knew it was you

You’ve got them in your fist.

Return them all and I won’t tell mum

I’ll even close my eyes

You’ve taken the lot and disappeared!

Why am I not surprised?